Self portrait

 

Got rather bored last night so decided to go into the studio and try on my old swimsuit. bit of photoshop work to turn it into black and white and with the shadows and stuff

Swimming galore

So me being a swimmer, naturally i went to a swimming competition. nothing major just a little bit of fun with the team that i swim with.

Last set of 6

More of the good stuff

Sorry for the vacation

 

 

Sorry for the long wait i have been away away for a while and i havent had much time to get on here and blog about anything. I have recently acquired a new job and everything has been hectic and stressful. However i will be putting more of the good stuff up here a bit more regularly now that i have managed to figure out some stable hours. Enjoy

Ugly renaissance babies part B

This one has the mega buck, and clearly doesn’t like you watching him having nipple time!

“what on earth has woken me up?”

“who gave me this god damn apple? I dont want this”

This one is rather horny and trying to pinch his nipples…. oh wait…HE AINT GOT NONE!

 

Clearly is a gangster with the gun signs.

Who knows what is going on with this one. Just a thought. The way the woman is holding this whatever it is clearly defies the laws of physics.

 

Prague stories part 2

Its not Michael Bublé but it was enough whilst we were walking around town and what not

WHAT TIME IS IT?! Was a really handsome looking clock though.

Handome clock cant be stopped wont be stopped

Tried out a free HDR programme on my computer for this and it had a bad halo effect around the building. This was a cool building and looked like something out of harry potter.

Perspective much

Every hour on the hour, a fair few people decided to look at this clock in the square and a load of mini statues came out with some funky expressions.

 

Ugly renaissance babies Part uno!

So when we went to Prague, we decided to go to a few museums. I was introduced by my girlfriend to a blogger who uploads pictures of ugly babies that were painted way back when. So when I saw the first lot of big headed babies I thought I’d jump on the band wagon too.

This one has a massive napper and clearly has thyroid problems from the age of almost non-existant

This one looks like he’s having a shit also has thyroid problems

The mum here looks like she will throw this alien looking thing away. It has some serious neck movements

MASSIVE HEAD OF DOOM!!!!!

 

Receding hairline as an infant is always a good look

Wow just wow

 

Prague stores with Phoebe Part 1

So me and my girlfriend decided to go to prague over her easter break back from uni. And this is what we got up to out there

Got the ballet theatre thing going on here. Get your Billy Elliot on

This what part of a church that was almost impossible to find the entrance too

This probably says something really importantbut i can read what it says

The astronomical clock tower that i couldn’t figure out what friggin time it was every time I looked at this thing!!

St Andrews

 

 

 

So I took a trip down to the beach at St Andrews. everyone takes a photo of the ruins and all of the old battered architecture so I decided not to do that besides my first photo. I couldn’t resist. i went right out onto the the kind of natural walkway and almost got stranded as the tide was coming in :S hope you like 🙂

This was a cool one i angled the camera and was surprised at the results. It looks like a a ariel shot (sort of and in the distance there is the curvature of the earth

Red stones always look good when you push the vibrancy up

 

This was a good one as it looks quite alien in nature. Weird and wonderful